I'm here to guide you through a pleasurable experience

Please follow these rules to ensure you'll have a good time

• Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act.

Including "coded" or abbreviated words. 

This is a sure way to get blocked. 

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• Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.
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• Please be on time. If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can.
• If you cancel less than 24 hours out, your deposit will cover my lost time.
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• Please be nice and clean.  I will be too, of course.
• If you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, you're always welcome to use mine.
• Scrub your pits and bum with a washcloth and soap for 20 seconds and/or wash twice please!
• My wonderful colleague has a great "how to wash the butt" guide that is absolutely worth a read here.
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• Deodorant is wonderful! I have some on hand if you forgot to apply any. :)
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• Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS). It helps us all stay on schedule.
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• I am happy to answer any additional questions that are not covered in the following-

F.A.Q.

How do you screen your clients?

I prefer to work with well established members of TNA and P411 just send me a "hi" message there (RainingEmbers; P421326). I may still require one extra screening method listed below. 

However if you don't have an acceptable profile there-

 I require TWO✌🏻(2) of the following (References or ID is a mandatory ONE of the TWO requirements): 

• References- the contact info of at least 2 other providers you've seen and what contact info/name they’d have for you (Can take a few days to correspond, they must have an adult website or adult ads up).
• Book me for a Noob 101 session (virtually, or in public with Outcall fee)
• Book me for a $50 video call, choose SFW or NSFW (15 min Cam Consult ).
• Send me a picture of you holding your government ID (with just your full name, birthday and photo showing).
• Book me for a Dinner Date ($160 at a restaurant no more than 20 min from Downtown, or cover additional travel time).

What steps do you take to keep everyone safe?

I am a lucky individual who has a weak immune system, so please do not see me if you are experiencing any symptoms.

I will happily reschedule you or we can do it virtually. ;) 

Also, please let me know if you have seen me and test positive so that I may quarantine, I will do the same for you. 

• Please immediately wash your hands upon arrival.
• I always wash my hands thoroughly, up to the the elbow before and after each appointment, and scrub under my nails. 
• I always sanitize the head rest area after each session with hospital-grade sanitizing spray and I always use fresh linens.
• I keep the window open (with a space heater to keep the room toasty) weather permitting.
• If you would like to wear a mask/gloves or have me wear them too, please don't hesitate to let me know. 

How might I be the best client?

Firstly- have good hygiene.

I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and crack WITH SOAP 🧼 and washcloth for a good 20 seconds each. Wash it twice if you’re not sure! 

(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.) 

You’re welcome to shower at my place, I have a fully stocked and clean bathroom always available. 

Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.

That's honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Please don’t stink 😵‍💫

You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section (above) helpful.

Where is your incall?

A private residence in Downtown Seattle, First Hill. (Please see my Contact page for a map.) 

Close to bus and street car at the Yesler and Broadway stop. There’s free street parking, please mind the signs and you may have to walk a block or two. 

My incall is a lush and super relaxing environment. A sparkling shower by the room as calming music plays. Heated table, lotion, and room. Mirrors to show off my lovely assets with soft lighting. A perfect oasis from the grey outside.

Everything I have for you is unscented, non sticky or oily. 

Fully stocked shower and towels available! Please let me know if you will like a shower before and/or after your session. 

What’s the parking like?

Free street parking, might have to walk a block or two. 

I selected this location specifically with ease of access in mind for my clients. :)

I am on the South end of Seattle, near bus, light rail, street car, and Sounder by the Chinatown / International District stop.

I'm also close enough to Lyft if you work downtown. 

How should I leave my donation?

Cash only please, placed in my sight, before the session starts please.

I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients. Cash always preferred.

What do you wear during your sessions?

As little as I can get away with, according to local laws. I usually start out in Victoria's Secret lingerie. For a better idea, check out my gallery, or my Patreon.

Can I reschedule my appointment?

Yes, so long as it’s at least 24 hours in advance. Otherwise you’ll incur loss of the 20% deposit. The deposit is to hold a spot on my schedule of and I am unable to recoup my loss of income with last minute cancellations. 

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